It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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