Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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