belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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