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Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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