i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She bit a glass in half.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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