well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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