I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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