So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I came so hard my ears popped.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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