whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I bet he comes in French.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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