I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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