Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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