You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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