just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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