high people should be assigned attendants
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
you never un-have a 4some
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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