If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
People with herpes should wear stickers.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
