if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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