You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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