walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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