She said her name was "party"
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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