That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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