We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
True college students do jello shots in the library
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize