the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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