I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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