If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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