sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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