another moral hangover. fuck.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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