your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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