Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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