I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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