if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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