matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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