Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I stole a fireplace last night.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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