i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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