I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Buhtt sex?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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