I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Michael Bay diarrhea
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
