lets start a swedish sibling band together
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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