But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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