I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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