I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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