I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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