at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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