he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
