Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
MIDGETS
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Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
