its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm really busy with my period
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