Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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