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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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