Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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