god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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