If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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