I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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