Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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