remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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